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The Husband Store

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.

There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor,
but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store.......

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 -"You are visitor 3,446,012 to this floor".
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping The Husband Store.
Watch your step when you exit the building and have a nice day!
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Post by violetvv »

haha...how funny... ^_^
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