15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
13. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
12. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the missin statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9. Actually, I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
6. The coffee machine is broken.
5. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot
4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without my hands.
And the #1 thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
"Amen"
(i'm suffering from insomnia...that's why i'm still up at 5am.)
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