Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.

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15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

13. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.

12. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the missin statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9. Actually, I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6. The coffee machine is broken.

5. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot

4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without my hands.

And the #1 thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

"Amen"




(i'm suffering from insomnia...that's why i'm still up at 5am.)