Jokes: He Said, She Said
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:45 pm
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.
He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.
He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.
He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.
He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.